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eryl




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Registration date : 2008-10-20

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PostSubject: ho ho santa   ho ho santa I_icon_minitimeSun Dec 21, 2008 5:00 pm

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said "Santa, will you stay with me?", Santa replied, "Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys."

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

"Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys."

She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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neil

neil


Number of posts : 110
Age : 64
Location : corby northants
Registration date : 2008-10-19

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PostSubject: Re: ho ho santa   ho ho santa I_icon_minitimeMon Dec 22, 2008 10:43 am

ffs eryl are u getting your jokes out of the xmas crackers lol
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